The days of rabbit ears are doomed

The Best Indoor Television Antenna.
In tests conducted by the Hammacher Schlemmer Institute, this indoor television antenna proved itself to be the best for providing clear channel reception with minimal image ghosting. Tested in urban, suburban, and rural environments, the antenna receives UHF, VHF, and local HDTV broadcasts, and has an exclusive dual-drive amplifier that ensures clear reception of distant and local high-definition stations. The high-gain antenna array can be positioned horizontally or vertically for optimum reception, and it has a small footprint. Includes coaxial connection/power cable, and has an output impedance of 75 Ohms. 9 1/2" H x 13 1/2" W x 16 1/2" D. (2 lbs.)

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